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First, there was the Big Bang. Then, there was light. Then, there was some other potpourri. Then, there were Sun Chips. Then, there was the SOLO Cup. Disposable utensils. Disposable plates. A new way toconsume.A new way to party. A new way to live. A new way to be free. But despite the unfathomable awe of creation, the miracle of evolutionblanketing eons of existence and unlocking the shackles of our primordial restraints– a similar innovation never came for our herbal pleasures. We still fumbled around with our mortar and pestles, performingour ancestral cumbersome and clumsy ritual, making a fool of ourselves and looking like primitive jackalopes just to get a whiff of the “funny grass.” Not anymore. The Dispoze-a-Bowl is the Solo Cup of kush. The Ziplock bag of Ganja. Put a handful at your sister’s Bat Mitzvah table next to the orange soda and Whipped CreamVodka. Have a Sharpie handy so Denise can be a little comedianand write “Brandon” on it, the hot Deli guy, instead of her real name, Denise. It’s cheap a two dollar wh–… uh, pair of socks. It can be discarded after a single use– or, depending on your preference, multiple. It’s made of food grade ivory board with a stainless steel tobacco cup that can be nestled inside the bow with a small “carburetor” for managing air flow. The apparatus comes packaged flat, is quick and easy to assemble, guarantees a fresh smoke with every toke, and is 100% recyclable. Plus, in these times of COVID-19, the Dispoze-a-Bowl guarantees a sanitary, clean toke every time.
